The Alice Cooper Show

ALICE COOPER The Alice Cooper Show Lyrics
1.Under My Wheels

Sex and rock and roll, the American way

The telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Anticipating fun

I'm driving right up to you, babe
I guess that you couldn't see, yeah, yeah, yeah
That you were under my wheels, honey
Why don't you let me be?

Never stops ringing

Cause when you call me on my telephone
Saying take me to the show
And then I say, honey, I just can't go
Old lady's sick and I can't leave her home

Oh, no, no, no, no

The telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
I got you under my, oh

I got you under my wheels
Yeah, you're under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
Wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, yeah

The telephone is ringing
You keep me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Anticipating fun

I'm driving right up to you, babe
I guess you that couldn't see, yeah, yeah, yeah
But you've been under my wheels, honey
Why don't you let me be?

I got you under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
Oh, you're under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
I got you under my wheels
Wheel, wheel, wheel

We're gonna drive down to L.A.
We're gonna watch the young girls play
Because I want you
Because he wants you

I got you under my wheels...


2.I'm Eighteen

Written:Bruce/Cooper/Dunaway/Smith/Buxton

Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm eighteen
and I don't know what I want
Eighteen
I just don't know what I want
Eighteen
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this place
I'll go runnin in outer space
Oh yeah

I got a
baby's brain and an old man's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin in the middle of doubt
Cause I'm

Eighteen
I get confused every day
Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away

Lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I'm in the middle
the middle of life
I'm a boy and I'm a man
I'm eighteen and I LIKE IT
Yes I like it
Oh I like it
Love it
Like it
Love it
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen!
Eighteen and I LIKE IT


3.Only Women Bleed

Man's got his woman to take his seed
He's got the power - oh
She's got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man makes your hair gray
He's your life's mistake
All you're really lookin' for is an even break

He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please come
Watch me bleed

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed


4.Sick Things

Lyrics:Ezrin/Cooper/Bruce
Music:Ezrin/Cooper/Bruce

Sick things in cars rotate 'round my stars.
Sick things, my things, my pets, my things.

I love you things I see, as much as you love me,
You things are heavenly, when you come worship me.
You things are chilled with fright for I am out tonight.
You fill me with delight, you whet my appetite.

I eat my things,
What love it brings,
Come here, my things,
Don't fear my little things.

I love you things I see, as much as you love me,
You things are heavenly, when you come worship me.
You things are thrilled with fright for I am out tonight.
You things are paradise, you whet my appetite.

Sick things in cartridge tapes, my stars,
Sick things, pretty things, play things, my things.

I love the things I see, as much as they love me,
You things are heavenly, when you come worship me.
You things are chilled with fright for I am out tonight.
You things are paradise, you whet my appetite.


5.Is It My Body

Written:Bruce/Cooper/Dunaway/Smith/Buxton

What have I got
that makes you want to love me
Is it my body
or someone I might be
or somethin' inside me

CHORUS
You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am

What does it take
to get inside of your mind
Give me a break
and take a chance for the very first time

CHORUS
You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am

What have I got
that makes you want to love me
Now is it my body
or someone I might be
or somethin' in side me

CHORUS
You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am


6.I Never Cry

If there is a tear on my face
It makes me shiver to the bones
It shakes me, Babe
It's just a heartache that got in my eye
And you know I never cry, I never cry
Sometimes I drink more than I need
Until the TV's dead and gone
I may be lonely
But I'm never alone
And the night may pass me by
But I'll never cry
Take away, take away my eyes
Sometimes I'd rather be blind
Break a heart, break a heart of stone
Open it up but don't you leave it alone
'Cuz that's all I got to give you
Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, its never been tried
And you know I'll never cry
And you know I'll never cry
And you know I'll never cry
Never cry, I'll never cry
Break a heart, break a heart of stone
'Cuz that's all I got to give you
Believe me Babe, it ain't been used
My heart's a virgin, its never been tried
And you know I'll never cry
Never cry
I'll never cry


7.Billion Dollar Babies

Lyrics:Cooper/Bruce/Reggie
Music:Cooper/Bruce/Reggie

Billion dollar babies
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover.

Billion dollar baby
Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you.
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby.

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky.
If I'm too rough, tell me,
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.

I got you in the dimestore,
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby.
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Fightin' like dog that's been infected by the rabies.

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky.
If I'm too rough, tell me,
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.

Million dollar baby,
Billion dollar baby,
Trillion dollar baby,
Zillion dollar baby.


8.Devil's Food/ The Black Widow

Devil's Food

Get ready for the lady
She's gonna be a treat
Simmer slightly 'til ready
Make her soft too
Make her sweet

I kiss the tears off from your chest
I felt the poison fright that's in your breath
I knew your precious life and I know your death
I squeeze the love out of your soul
All the perfect love that's in your soul
You're just another spirit on parole

Devil's food
Devil's food
Devil's food

Vincent Price Monologue

Leaving lepidoptra - please, don't touch the display, little
boy, aha
cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders,
our..
finest collection. This friendly little devil is the
heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria,
his tiny
fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here,
my prize,
the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
fifteen
times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom
is
highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central
nervous
system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing,
loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death.
You know
what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to
dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her
marriage to
the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him
- *laugh*
oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
-
unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of
personal
philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling
dimented
child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious
Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him

He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He's deflowered

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow


9.You And Me

When I get home from work,
I wanna wrap myself around you.
I wanna take you and squeeze you
till the passion starts to rise.

I wanna take you to heaven.
That would make my day complete.

But you and me ain't no movie stars.
What we are is what we are.
We share a bed,
some lovin',
and TV, yeah.
And that's enough for a workin' man.
What I am is what I am.
And I tell you, babe,
well that's enough for me.

Sometimes when you're asleep
and I'm just starin' at the ceiling,
I wanna reach out and touch you,
but you just go on dreamin'.

If I could take you to heaven,
that would make my day complete.

But you and me ain't no movie stars.
What we are is what we are.
We share a bed,
some lovin',
and TV, yeah.
That's enough for a workin' man.
What I am is what I am.
And I tell you, sweetheart
that's just enough for me.

You and me ain't no super stars.
What we are is what we are.
We share a bed,
some popcorn,
and TV, yeah.
And that's enough for a workin' man.
What I am is what I am.
And I tell you, babe,
you're just enough for me.

When I get home from work,
I wanna wrap myself around you.
I like to hold you squeeze you
till the passion starts to rise.

I wanna take you to heaven.
That would make my day complete.

You and me ain't no movie stars.
What we are is what we are.
We share a bed,
of lovin',
and TV, yeah.
And that's enough for a workin' man.
What I am well that's what I am.
I tell you, baby,
that's just enough for me.


10.I Love The Dead/ Go To Hell/ Wish You Were Here

I Love The Dead
Written:Ezrin/Cooper

I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes.
I never even knew your now-rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave.
I have other uses for you, Darling.

I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead so.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.

I, I love the dead,
I, I love the dead,
I, I love the dead.

I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.

Go To Hell

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift-wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

Wish You Were Here (instrumental)


11.School's Out

Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all

School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely